1 00:01:30,710 --> 00:01:35,977 Music 2 00:02:22,328 --> 00:02:26,856 (announcer) The Lucille Ball Special is brought to you by Timex. 3 00:02:26,899 --> 00:02:29,732 Timex watches are made to wear with confidence 4 00:02:29,769 --> 00:02:32,101 and styled to wear with pride. 5 00:02:50,123 --> 00:02:52,216 Welcome to the MGM Grand Hotel, 6 00:02:57,096 --> 00:02:59,656 Ah-ah, I�ll take it, 7 00:04:17,643 --> 00:04:24,913 Music 8 00:04:46,305 --> 00:04:48,239 Oh, Oh, 9 00:04:49,609 --> 00:04:51,076 Oh, 10 00:04:53,679 --> 00:04:55,579 Mmm, 11 00:05:27,446 --> 00:05:29,346 Oh, huh, 12 00:06:40,553 --> 00:06:42,748 Hi, Gladys, 13 00:06:42,788 --> 00:06:44,517 Lucy, 14 00:06:44,557 --> 00:06:47,253 oh, is it good to see you, 15 00:06:47,293 --> 00:06:49,659 Honey, hi there, 16 00:06:49,695 --> 00:06:51,856 I was so surprised to get your letter, 17 00:06:51,897 --> 00:06:55,298 Well, I told you if I ever got up this way I'd get in touch with you, 18 00:06:55,334 --> 00:06:57,427 I'm so glad, 19 00:06:57,470 --> 00:06:58,664 You look wonderful, 20 00:06:58,704 --> 00:06:59,966 Oh, thanks, honey, 21 00:07:00,005 --> 00:07:02,565 I feel fine, but my feet are killing me, 22 00:07:02,608 --> 00:07:04,132 Lucy, where have you been? 23 00:07:04,176 --> 00:07:06,940 Well, I came to Las Vegas on the bus, 24 00:07:06,979 --> 00:07:10,938 and then I had the shuttle service drop me off at the Grand Hotel, 25 00:07:10,983 --> 00:07:13,178 Then I walked over here from there, 26 00:07:13,219 --> 00:07:16,882 I couldn�t wait to see the Grand Hotel, It is so fabulous, 27 00:07:16,922 --> 00:07:18,787 I know, 28 00:07:18,824 --> 00:07:21,486 How do you Like our place? 29 00:07:21,527 --> 00:07:23,222 Oh, it's a,,, 30 00:07:23,262 --> 00:07:26,322 Oh, it's very homey, 31 00:07:26,365 --> 00:07:29,198 You said in your letter that you were coming up for Dean Martin's opening, 32 00:07:29,235 --> 00:07:30,327 That's right, 33 00:07:30,369 --> 00:07:33,566 Do you know I have been a fan of his all my life, 34 00:07:33,606 --> 00:07:36,097 and I have never had a chance to see him in person, 35 00:07:36,142 --> 00:07:38,906 - Oh, that's gonna be some opening, - Yeah, 36 00:07:38,944 --> 00:07:40,434 What are you gonna wear? 37 00:07:40,479 --> 00:07:44,245 Well, I haven't decided yet really, 38 00:07:44,283 --> 00:07:46,114 I only have two outfits, 39 00:07:46,152 --> 00:07:48,620 and since I couldn�t decide I just brought both of them, 40 00:07:48,654 --> 00:07:49,621 What are they Like? 41 00:07:49,655 --> 00:07:54,217 Well, the new one is a black crepe dress with little spaghetti straps, 42 00:07:54,260 --> 00:07:58,060 and over it a floor-length floraI-print coat, 43 00:07:58,097 --> 00:08:00,964 - Oh, sounds darling, - It really is, 44 00:08:01,000 --> 00:08:04,561 And the other one's older but it has Gucci label, 45 00:08:04,603 --> 00:08:08,164 You have an outfit from Gucci? 46 00:08:08,207 --> 00:08:10,402 No, just a label, 47 00:08:10,443 --> 00:08:12,274 Oh, 48 00:08:12,311 --> 00:08:15,644 Well, here you are, room 25, down the hall and to the left, 49 00:08:15,681 --> 00:08:17,012 Okay, 50 00:08:17,049 --> 00:08:18,846 - By the way, Lucy, - Hmm? 51 00:08:18,884 --> 00:08:20,943 Dean Martin's show is a sellout, 52 00:08:20,986 --> 00:08:25,423 How were you able to get a reservation for just one person? 53 00:08:25,458 --> 00:08:31,624 Well, you see, when I called long distance for my reservation 54 00:08:31,664 --> 00:08:33,256 I wanted to impress them, 55 00:08:33,299 --> 00:08:37,167 so I told them that it was for a party of eight, 56 00:08:37,203 --> 00:08:39,068 Oh, Lucy, 57 00:08:39,104 --> 00:08:41,572 What's gonna happen when you show up and they find out 58 00:08:41,607 --> 00:08:45,441 that your reservation for eight was only for one? 59 00:08:45,478 --> 00:08:46,911 So that's their problem, 60 00:08:46,946 --> 00:08:49,244 A reservation is a reservation, 61 00:08:49,281 --> 00:08:53,513 I'm just gonna show up a Little early and break the news to them gently, 62 00:08:53,552 --> 00:08:54,883 Don't you worry, I�ll get in, 63 00:08:54,920 --> 00:08:57,684 Hey, you look great, Gladys, It's wonderful seeing you again, 64 00:09:12,371 --> 00:09:15,704 - Pardon me, are you the maitre d'? - Yes, madam? 65 00:09:15,741 --> 00:09:18,835 Well, I stopped by early to check on my reservation, 66 00:09:18,878 --> 00:09:21,005 - It's under the name of Lucy Collins, - Thank you, 67 00:09:22,548 --> 00:09:25,016 Ah, yes, Miss Collins, I have your reservation right here, 68 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:28,349 That's for a party of eight, correct? 69 00:09:28,387 --> 00:09:30,548 Eight is correct, 70 00:09:30,589 --> 00:09:33,888 but I just found out that one of the ladies in our party 71 00:09:33,926 --> 00:09:36,326 won't be able to make it, 72 00:09:36,362 --> 00:09:38,887 You see, Miss Winters is expecting a baby, 73 00:09:38,931 --> 00:09:40,398 Miss Winters? 74 00:09:40,432 --> 00:09:43,196 Oh, I mean Mrs, Winters, 75 00:09:43,235 --> 00:09:45,135 I've known her so long before she got married that 76 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:48,071 I still keep calling her Miss Winters, you know, 77 00:09:48,107 --> 00:09:51,975 I see, So that will be then for a party of seven, 78 00:09:52,011 --> 00:09:55,174 Oh, and of course because of Mrs, Winters' condition, 79 00:09:55,214 --> 00:09:58,479 Mr, Winters won't be able to make it either, 80 00:09:58,517 --> 00:10:02,453 So then your reservation of eight will be for a party of six, 81 00:10:02,488 --> 00:10:03,819 Yes, 82 00:10:03,856 --> 00:10:06,723 Mr, Winters naturally wanted to be with his wife, 83 00:10:06,759 --> 00:10:08,886 Of course, I understand, 84 00:10:08,928 --> 00:10:10,122 Good, Good, 85 00:10:10,162 --> 00:10:14,929 Then you can understand why Mr, and Mrs, Nichols can't make it either, 86 00:10:14,967 --> 00:10:17,492 Mr, and Mrs, Nichols? 87 00:10:17,536 --> 00:10:19,629 Mrs, Winters' mother and father, 88 00:10:19,672 --> 00:10:24,609 They naturally wanted to be there for the birth of their first grandchild, 89 00:10:24,643 --> 00:10:26,440 Naturally, 90 00:10:26,478 --> 00:10:31,211 In other words, your reservation for eight is now a table for four, 91 00:10:31,250 --> 00:10:32,740 That's right, 92 00:10:35,387 --> 00:10:37,753 Except for Mabel and Henry, 93 00:10:37,790 --> 00:10:39,758 Mabel and Henry? 94 00:10:39,792 --> 00:10:44,695 That's Mr, Winters' mother and father, It's their first grandchild, too, 95 00:10:44,730 --> 00:10:48,757 And the doctor can already tell it's going to be a boy, Isn't that exciting? 96 00:10:48,801 --> 00:10:50,996 I'm thrilled, 97 00:10:51,036 --> 00:10:54,870 In other words, instead of a reservation for eight, 98 00:10:54,907 --> 00:11:00,368 what would you like is a tooble for teh - 99 00:11:00,412 --> 00:11:02,903 a table for two, 100 00:11:02,948 --> 00:11:04,973 That's what I would like, 101 00:11:05,017 --> 00:11:09,044 And that's what Gregory would have liked, but poor, Gregory, 102 00:11:09,088 --> 00:11:11,420 What about Gregory? 103 00:11:11,457 --> 00:11:15,223 He had to leave town on account of Mrs, Winters' baby, 104 00:11:15,260 --> 00:11:16,488 He what? 105 00:11:16,528 --> 00:11:18,996 He's Mrs, Winters' doctor, 106 00:11:19,031 --> 00:11:23,331 (together) And he has to be there to deliver the baby, Yes, 107 00:11:23,369 --> 00:11:25,837 Mrs, Winters never was a do-it-yourself type, 108 00:11:27,940 --> 00:11:29,032 I see, 109 00:11:29,074 --> 00:11:34,535 Lady, are you trying to tell me that instead of a reservation for eight, 110 00:11:34,580 --> 00:11:39,210 what you expect is a table for just one person? 111 00:11:39,251 --> 00:11:42,277 Well, I'm sorry, but I'm the only one who is going to be able to make it, 112 00:11:42,321 --> 00:11:48,260 Madam, there is no way that I can reserve an entire table for just one person, 113 00:11:48,293 --> 00:11:53,026 and certainly not at a time when we are completely sold out for the entire engagement, 114 00:11:53,065 --> 00:11:56,000 But you have already accepted my reservation, 115 00:11:56,035 --> 00:11:58,469 For a party of eight, 116 00:11:58,504 --> 00:12:01,940 But it's not my fault that I'm the only one left, 117 00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:08,402 Well, may I suggest that madam stop by sometime before show time 118 00:12:08,447 --> 00:12:13,111 and see if we happen to have a single cancellation, 119 00:12:13,152 --> 00:12:15,120 What do you mean ''See if you have a cancellation?'' 120 00:12:15,154 --> 00:12:17,213 I just gave you seven, 121 00:12:18,991 --> 00:12:29,231 Uh, ma,, madam, ah,,, I,,, simply,,, cannot have 122 00:12:29,268 --> 00:12:36,299 one person... occupying an entire table for eight, 123 00:12:36,341 --> 00:12:40,971 Well, this is the last time I�ll invite my friends to this Hotel, 124 00:12:41,013 --> 00:12:43,072 Hmm! 125 00:12:43,615 --> 00:12:45,549 I think I'm going to cry, 126 00:12:53,959 --> 00:12:57,554 Music 127 00:13:20,419 --> 00:13:22,910 Good evening, How many, please? 128 00:13:22,955 --> 00:13:23,922 One, 129 00:13:23,956 --> 00:13:25,617 Only one? 130 00:13:25,657 --> 00:13:27,648 The story of my life, 131 00:13:27,693 --> 00:13:29,718 Well, let's see,,, 132 00:13:29,762 --> 00:13:31,662 Well, I guess you can sit here, 133 00:13:31,697 --> 00:13:33,187 Thank you, 134 00:13:36,502 --> 00:13:38,026 What�ll you have? 135 00:13:38,070 --> 00:13:39,867 Just a cup of coffee, please, 136 00:13:39,905 --> 00:13:41,839 Just coffee? Right, 137 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:52,082 I guess this is the only way I�ll ever get to see you, 138 00:13:55,821 --> 00:13:57,083 Good, good, that�s good enough, 139 00:13:57,122 --> 00:14:00,216 - Hey, thanks, Thanks, -Wait, what enough? 140 00:14:00,259 --> 00:14:01,556 You just got here? 141 00:14:01,593 --> 00:14:03,254 Ken, we go on in an hour, huh? 142 00:14:03,295 --> 00:14:06,230 If I don't know it by now I ain't gonna know it then, 143 00:14:06,265 --> 00:14:07,357 - Dean? - Yes, 144 00:14:07,399 --> 00:14:09,959 We put four of the latest hit songs in the act, 145 00:14:10,002 --> 00:14:11,401 and you don't know one from the other, 146 00:14:11,436 --> 00:14:13,199 What's the difference? They all sound alike, 147 00:14:15,140 --> 00:14:18,075 Hey, baby, that smoking is bad for the throat, 148 00:14:18,110 --> 00:14:20,601 No, it can't hurt this throat, 149 00:14:20,646 --> 00:14:21,476 True, 150 00:14:21,513 --> 00:14:23,037 Mr, Martin? 151 00:14:25,517 --> 00:14:28,452 I've got to get another tailor, Look at this, 152 00:14:30,055 --> 00:14:33,889 If that's all the rehearsal, you'd better study this before show time, 153 00:14:33,926 --> 00:14:36,861 -What's this? - I wrote a rundown of the act, 154 00:14:36,895 --> 00:14:38,556 Why are you running down my act? 155 00:14:38,597 --> 00:14:41,065 It's a list of the songs we're gonna do, 156 00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:42,532 Oh, I�ll study it, 157 00:14:42,568 --> 00:14:46,095 Hey, Dean, listen, I'm a Little worried about that friend of yours, the new drummer, 158 00:14:46,138 --> 00:14:47,127 What's the matter with him? 159 00:14:47,172 --> 00:14:50,300 Well, he plays okay, but I don't think he can read music, 160 00:14:50,342 --> 00:14:54,870 Good, If I catch anybody reading music when he should be working, out he goes, 161 00:14:54,913 --> 00:14:57,973 Hey, Jay, did you get that tea ordered for me yet? 162 00:14:58,016 --> 00:14:59,608 I've been trying to get room service 163 00:14:59,651 --> 00:15:01,983 but the switchboard is so jammed I can't even get the operator, 164 00:15:02,020 --> 00:15:04,318 Okay, I�ll go down to the coffee shop myself, 165 00:15:04,356 --> 00:15:05,687 Hey, hey, you're crazy, 166 00:15:05,724 --> 00:15:07,555 You go down to the coffee shop you're gonna get mobbed, 167 00:15:07,593 --> 00:15:09,220 Ken, you've gotta think, 168 00:15:09,261 --> 00:15:12,321 I�LL go down through the service entrance, in through the kitchen, 169 00:15:12,364 --> 00:15:14,491 - Nobody's gonna bother me there, - No, no, 170 00:15:17,603 --> 00:15:18,331 Ken? 171 00:15:18,370 --> 00:15:19,234 Yeah? 172 00:15:19,271 --> 00:15:20,602 Go over those, 173 00:15:36,054 --> 00:15:39,217 Oh, gosh, I'm sorry to keep you waiting, but I didn't see you come in, 174 00:15:39,258 --> 00:15:42,591 It's all right, Sally, It's not your fault, I slipped in through the kitchen, 175 00:15:42,628 --> 00:15:44,027 What would you Like? 176 00:15:44,062 --> 00:15:45,791 Just a cup of tea, 177 00:15:45,831 --> 00:15:47,093 Tea? 178 00:15:47,132 --> 00:15:49,362 Not so loud, You�ll ruin my image, 179 00:15:51,536 --> 00:15:55,563 I need something hot to loosen up my pipes before I go on, 180 00:15:55,607 --> 00:15:57,097 Okay, Anything else? 181 00:15:57,142 --> 00:15:58,234 No, just the tea, 182 00:15:58,277 --> 00:16:00,142 - Yes, sir, - Okay, 183 00:16:00,178 --> 00:16:08,108 (singing) volare, oh-oh-oh... 184 00:16:08,153 --> 00:16:11,384 -Oh, Mr, Martin, - Yes, 185 00:16:11,423 --> 00:16:14,017 Oh, Mr, Martin, 186 00:16:14,059 --> 00:16:18,860 Oh, I'm such a fan of yours, and I really don't want to bother you but - 187 00:16:18,897 --> 00:16:21,957 Look, I came all the way from Los Angeles just hoping to see you in person, 188 00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:25,367 - and I wonder if you'd do me a favor, - Yes, what's your name? 189 00:16:25,404 --> 00:16:29,204 Oh, just put ''To Lucy,'' 190 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:31,436 Lucy, okay, 191 00:16:31,476 --> 00:16:34,968 I have been a fan of yours from bobby socks to supp-hose, 192 00:16:35,013 --> 00:16:38,107 You think those supp-hose would help my problem? 193 00:16:38,150 --> 00:16:39,174 What's your problem? 194 00:16:39,217 --> 00:16:40,650 I fall down a Iot, 195 00:16:45,958 --> 00:16:51,919 You know, I have been a Dean Martin fan way back before you could even act, 196 00:16:51,964 --> 00:16:54,091 Oh, how Iong ago was that? 197 00:16:54,132 --> 00:16:56,999 - Right after you became a movie star, -Ah, 198 00:16:57,035 --> 00:16:59,902 But you just kept getting better and better and better, 199 00:16:59,938 --> 00:17:03,203 and now you are a real superstar, 200 00:17:03,241 --> 00:17:05,869 I think I�ll put that in writing, 201 00:17:05,911 --> 00:17:08,778 From a superstar to a super fan, 202 00:17:08,814 --> 00:17:11,476 Oh, that's cute, That would be very nice, 203 00:17:11,516 --> 00:17:13,313 - Thank you, - That's my pleasure, 204 00:17:13,352 --> 00:17:14,182 Thank you, 205 00:17:14,219 --> 00:17:15,652 Here you are, 206 00:17:19,191 --> 00:17:20,556 - Pardon me, miss, - Yes? 207 00:17:20,592 --> 00:17:22,526 But your coffee is getting cold, 208 00:17:22,561 --> 00:17:24,085 Oh, thank you, dear, 209 00:17:33,171 --> 00:17:35,366 You know, when I walked in here tonight 210 00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:38,137 I never dreamed I would be sitting here with you, 211 00:17:38,176 --> 00:17:40,906 Neither did I, 212 00:17:40,946 --> 00:17:44,609 But now if You�ll excuse me, see, I'd better brush up on this routine, 213 00:17:44,649 --> 00:17:49,052 Sometimes on opening night I get out there and I forget what I'm supposed to do next, 214 00:17:49,087 --> 00:17:50,384 Oh, 215 00:17:50,422 --> 00:17:53,391 Do you think that comes from drinking? 216 00:17:53,425 --> 00:17:56,724 I�ll never know because to find out I'd have to quit drinking, 217 00:18:02,601 --> 00:18:03,533 That's funny, 218 00:18:03,568 --> 00:18:05,593 That is funny, 219 00:18:05,637 --> 00:18:07,400 You ought to put that in your act, 220 00:18:07,439 --> 00:18:09,532 I�ll do that, 221 00:18:09,574 --> 00:18:10,768 -You know, Mr, Martin, - Hmm? 222 00:18:10,809 --> 00:18:16,076 - I really did come all the way from Los Angeles just to see your act, - Well, I appreciate that, 223 00:18:16,114 --> 00:18:20,517 And three long weeks ago I phoned the Hotel and made a reservation, 224 00:18:20,552 --> 00:18:21,780 - Excuse me, - Yes, 225 00:18:21,820 --> 00:18:24,516 Mr, Martin, there's a phone call from your suite, 226 00:18:24,556 --> 00:18:25,989 Thank you, Sally, 227 00:18:26,024 --> 00:18:27,355 - Excuse me, - Of course, 228 00:18:27,392 --> 00:18:28,620 Yeah? 229 00:18:28,660 --> 00:18:31,493 Oh, yeah, Kenny what? 230 00:18:31,530 --> 00:18:35,296 Well, Kenny, tell Harry I'd Like to help him out, 231 00:18:35,333 --> 00:18:40,202 The place is sold out, There's no way I can get him a reservation, 232 00:18:40,238 --> 00:18:46,370 Kenny, I don't Like people to put me in a spot where it looks Like I'm trying to throw my weight around, 233 00:18:46,411 --> 00:18:50,006 Tell Harry there's nothing I can do, okay? 234 00:18:50,048 --> 00:18:51,743 ALL right, 235 00:18:51,783 --> 00:18:54,377 I hate people that do that, 236 00:18:54,419 --> 00:18:56,284 Yeah, Yeah, that's awful, 237 00:18:56,321 --> 00:19:00,348 I don't know how people Like Harry can be so square, 238 00:19:00,392 --> 00:19:03,884 Boy, I wish everyone was as understanding as you are, 239 00:19:03,929 --> 00:19:06,693 Oh, Well, 240 00:19:06,731 --> 00:19:10,189 You know, here's $5,00, It'll take care of our checks, 241 00:19:10,235 --> 00:19:13,068 Tell the waitress to keep the change, And you enjoy the show, 242 00:19:13,105 --> 00:19:17,007 Oh, Well, thank you but -thank you, 243 00:19:37,395 --> 00:19:39,920 You forgot the spoon he used, 244 00:19:39,965 --> 00:19:42,297 Oh, thank you, 245 00:19:44,369 --> 00:19:47,566 Oh, he left this for you and said to keep the change, 246 00:19:47,606 --> 00:19:49,574 Oh, how nice, 247 00:19:49,608 --> 00:19:50,768 He's very generous, 248 00:19:50,809 --> 00:19:52,504 He sure is, 249 00:19:52,544 --> 00:19:54,739 And so thoughtful of people, 250 00:19:54,779 --> 00:19:57,009 Do you know what he's doing for the employees here at the Hotel? 251 00:19:57,048 --> 00:19:58,345 What? 252 00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:02,820 Well, he knows that the help is always busy working and never has a chance to see him perform, 253 00:20:02,854 --> 00:20:05,448 so tomorrow night right after his midnight show 254 00:20:05,490 --> 00:20:09,790 he's putting on a special show just for us employees, 255 00:20:09,828 --> 00:20:14,629 You mean anyone who works here at the Hotel gets to see his show? 256 00:20:14,666 --> 00:20:16,133 That's right, 257 00:20:24,876 --> 00:20:26,309 Yes, Bernie, 258 00:20:26,344 --> 00:20:29,438 Yes, I fully realize it, Bernie, 259 00:20:29,481 --> 00:20:32,211 Yes, I know that there have been a lot of complaints, 260 00:20:32,250 --> 00:20:34,377 Yes, I know how important service is, 261 00:20:34,419 --> 00:20:37,354 Look, I've got a full staff working around the clock on it, 262 00:20:37,389 --> 00:20:39,118 But Dean's opening last night was - 263 00:20:39,157 --> 00:20:42,251 Well, it's bringing more people than we anticipated, 264 00:20:42,294 --> 00:20:45,491 - Yes, I�ll stay on it, - That's Mr, Mitchell over there, 265 00:20:45,530 --> 00:20:48,499 - Oh, thank you, - Yes, I�ll get some more help if I possibly can, 266 00:20:53,772 --> 00:20:54,568 What do you want? 267 00:20:54,606 --> 00:20:58,440 Oh, I was Iooking for ajob, sir, 268 00:20:58,476 --> 00:21:00,637 Oh, you couldn�t have timed it any better, 269 00:21:00,679 --> 00:21:01,873 What kind of work do you do? 270 00:21:01,913 --> 00:21:05,940 Oh, I'd do anything to work here, Any kind of work at all, 271 00:21:05,984 --> 00:21:10,148 Say, I have been getting a lot of heat from the women's lib 272 00:21:10,188 --> 00:21:14,648 on account of not having one single girl working in a parking lot, 273 00:21:14,693 --> 00:21:17,161 Tell me, do you know how to drive a car? 274 00:21:17,195 --> 00:21:22,531 Well, I've had a California driver's license for 20 years, 275 00:21:22,567 --> 00:21:26,128 No, I didn't ask you that, I asked you if you knew how to drive, 276 00:21:26,171 --> 00:21:27,502 Oh, yes, 277 00:21:27,539 --> 00:21:32,033 In all the years I've been driving I haven't had one single accident, 278 00:21:32,077 --> 00:21:34,341 Not one? 279 00:21:34,379 --> 00:21:35,710 Not one, 280 00:21:35,747 --> 00:21:36,771 Hmm, 281 00:21:36,815 --> 00:21:39,807 That was my fault, 282 00:21:39,851 --> 00:21:41,409 Well, I�ll give you a chance anyway, 283 00:21:41,453 --> 00:21:43,944 Now just follow me and I�ll get you a uniform, 284 00:21:47,225 --> 00:21:49,250 A uniform, 285 00:22:04,242 --> 00:22:05,971 Go get this car and hurry up, 286 00:22:10,382 --> 00:22:12,111 Right away, huh, John? 287 00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:13,412 Hi, Eddie, 288 00:22:13,451 --> 00:22:14,418 Oh, hi, Mr, Mitchell, 289 00:22:14,452 --> 00:22:17,615 I just came out to check on that new parking lot attendant that I sent you, 290 00:22:17,656 --> 00:22:18,714 How's she doing? 291 00:22:18,757 --> 00:22:20,987 - Would you really Like to know how she's doing? - Yeah, 292 00:22:21,026 --> 00:22:22,755 Just look over there, 293 00:22:30,235 --> 00:22:32,999 You see that, boss? What are you trying to do to me? 294 00:22:33,038 --> 00:22:34,471 I've got no choice, 295 00:22:34,506 --> 00:22:37,134 I've been getting a lot of pressure from women's lib, 296 00:22:37,175 --> 00:22:40,201 Well, then give her a job as a chambermaid or a waitress 297 00:22:40,245 --> 00:22:41,542 or a telephone operator, 298 00:22:41,579 --> 00:22:43,012 That won't do it, Eddy, 299 00:22:43,048 --> 00:22:45,380 They insist that we put some women in jobs 300 00:22:45,417 --> 00:22:48,250 that have always been restricted to men, 301 00:22:48,286 --> 00:22:50,982 So make her an attendant in the men's room, 302 00:22:51,022 --> 00:22:52,284 Agh, 303 00:22:58,897 --> 00:23:00,421 Now, here you are, Get going, 304 00:23:13,578 --> 00:23:17,878 Hey, will you give this to the parking lot attendant for me? 305 00:23:17,916 --> 00:23:18,848 - Ralph? -What? 306 00:23:18,883 --> 00:23:21,852 That parking attendant drove away with my mother, 307 00:23:21,886 --> 00:23:22,944 Are you sure? 308 00:23:22,987 --> 00:23:24,420 Yes, 309 00:23:24,456 --> 00:23:26,617 Here, Give her some more, 310 00:23:26,658 --> 00:23:28,455 Ralph, that's my mother, 311 00:23:28,493 --> 00:23:30,120 Good, I know, 312 00:23:31,096 --> 00:23:31,824 Ralph! 313 00:23:31,863 --> 00:23:32,887 Oh, shut up, 314 00:23:39,604 --> 00:23:40,662 Don't ask me why, 315 00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:43,765 but that guy whose car you just parked asked me to give you this, 316 00:23:43,808 --> 00:23:46,504 Ooh, I didn't realize I was doing such a good job, 317 00:23:46,544 --> 00:23:47,602 Never mind the chatter, 318 00:23:47,645 --> 00:23:50,546 Just keep this traffic moving, and keep it moving fast, 319 00:23:50,582 --> 00:23:51,879 Yes, sir, 320 00:24:01,259 --> 00:24:02,419 Hey, my cab! 321 00:24:09,667 --> 00:24:11,794 Oh, hi, Mr, Martin, 322 00:24:11,836 --> 00:24:14,703 Do you always play golf in your tuxedo? 323 00:24:14,739 --> 00:24:16,934 Yeah, Today I'm playing with three undertakers, 324 00:24:18,710 --> 00:24:20,644 Bring on Mr, Martin's car, 325 00:24:22,447 --> 00:24:23,379 Hi, Mister - 326 00:24:47,505 --> 00:24:50,633 Hey, what's the big idea driving Like - 327 00:24:50,675 --> 00:24:52,905 Oh, it's you, 328 00:24:52,944 --> 00:24:54,502 What are you doing here? 329 00:24:54,546 --> 00:24:57,811 Well, you see, Mr, Martin, I came here to see your act last night, 330 00:24:57,849 --> 00:24:59,749 but something went wrong with my reservation, 331 00:24:59,784 --> 00:25:03,311 So then I heard that you were putting on a show for the help here at the Hotel, 332 00:25:03,354 --> 00:25:06,016 so I got a job so I could be part of the help, 333 00:25:06,057 --> 00:25:08,958 Well, honey, if you wanted to see the show, why didn't you ask me? 334 00:25:08,993 --> 00:25:10,790 I could have gotten you a reservation, 335 00:25:10,829 --> 00:25:14,890 Oh, because I wouldn't think of putting you on the spot 336 00:25:14,933 --> 00:25:18,391 and make it look Like you were throwing your weight around, 337 00:25:18,436 --> 00:25:20,802 Now, that's what I call class, 338 00:25:20,839 --> 00:25:23,171 Just for that, when you go into the showroom tonight 339 00:25:23,208 --> 00:25:25,472 you're going to get the best seat in the house, 340 00:25:25,510 --> 00:25:28,968 Really? Oh, thank you, Mr, Martin, 341 00:25:29,013 --> 00:25:31,846 Hey, you! 342 00:25:31,883 --> 00:25:33,510 I heard what happened here, 343 00:25:33,551 --> 00:25:35,815 and I'm sorry but you're gonna have to go, 344 00:25:35,854 --> 00:25:39,517 What do you mean let her go? You ought to pin a medal on her, 345 00:25:39,557 --> 00:25:44,995 Like a dope I stepped off the curb, and if she hadn't made that beautiful move to avoid hitting me, 346 00:25:45,029 --> 00:25:48,692 why I'd be lying in the gutter stone sober, 347 00:25:48,733 --> 00:25:51,429 And boy, that's a terrible way to go, 348 00:25:51,469 --> 00:25:54,597 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr, Martin, I didn't know that, 349 00:25:54,639 --> 00:25:56,470 Oh, neither did - 350 00:26:00,645 --> 00:26:04,046 Oh, I'm awfully sorry about what happened, but 351 00:26:04,082 --> 00:26:06,516 I promise that it'll never happen again, 352 00:26:06,551 --> 00:26:08,849 I�ll see that it doesn't happen again, 353 00:26:08,887 --> 00:26:11,014 You mean you're still gonna let me go? 354 00:26:11,055 --> 00:26:15,048 No, Since Mr, Martin explained how lucky it was that you came along, 355 00:26:15,093 --> 00:26:17,561 Well, I�ll try to find you a job someplace else, 356 00:26:17,595 --> 00:26:20,530 Oh, good, You know, I'm lucky for people, 357 00:26:20,565 --> 00:26:21,930 Oh? 358 00:26:21,966 --> 00:26:23,900 Okay, 359 00:26:23,935 --> 00:26:26,267 Maybe I�ll try you in the gambling casino, 360 00:26:26,304 --> 00:26:29,034 - Oh, - Maybe You�ll be lucky for the house, 361 00:26:29,073 --> 00:26:31,541 - Oh, good, - Now, let's see now, Where? 362 00:26:37,248 --> 00:26:38,476 - Oh, miss? - Yes? 363 00:26:38,516 --> 00:26:41,713 I just put a nickel in this machine and it doesn't work, 364 00:26:41,753 --> 00:26:45,553 Oh, I used to have a television set that didn't work, Try hitting it, 365 00:26:45,590 --> 00:26:46,887 Hit it, 366 00:26:51,329 --> 00:26:52,694 You see? 367 00:26:55,567 --> 00:26:56,295 Well? 368 00:26:56,334 --> 00:26:57,596 I'm just thinking, 369 00:27:00,738 --> 00:27:01,670 Hit it, 370 00:27:03,708 --> 00:27:05,733 Why'd you give me that card? You put me over, 371 00:27:05,777 --> 00:27:07,938 -You said ''Hit it,'' - I did not say ''Hit it,'' 372 00:27:07,979 --> 00:27:10,243 - Lady, I just - -Wait a minute, What's the problem here? 373 00:27:10,281 --> 00:27:13,079 He gave me a card I didn't want and made me lose my hand, 374 00:27:13,117 --> 00:27:14,914 - She said ''Hit it,'' - Oh, now just a second, 375 00:27:14,953 --> 00:27:17,513 - If you said ''Hit it,'' ma'am, - I did not say ''Hit it,'' 376 00:27:17,555 --> 00:27:18,647 Look, lady, I never gave a,,, 377 00:27:32,036 --> 00:27:34,334 - Hey, hey, what happened here? - What do you do now? 378 00:27:38,242 --> 00:27:39,470 Sorry, AI, 379 00:27:39,510 --> 00:27:40,704 No problem, 380 00:27:42,180 --> 00:27:44,842 Oh, hi, Mr, Martin, 381 00:27:44,882 --> 00:27:46,144 Hi, 382 00:27:46,184 --> 00:27:47,208 Hi! 383 00:27:50,421 --> 00:27:51,445 Number three, I got number three, 384 00:27:51,489 --> 00:27:53,389 (all arguing) I got number 10 - I got number six, 385 00:27:53,424 --> 00:27:55,790 Don't you touch that! Don't you touch - 386 00:27:57,829 --> 00:28:00,730 Don't you worry about it, I�ll take care of everything, 387 00:28:00,765 --> 00:28:02,733 Yeah, alright, Whatever the numbers are we'll work it out 388 00:28:02,767 --> 00:28:05,201 and we'll make sure that everyone gets paid, 389 00:28:05,236 --> 00:28:07,761 Are you going to pay, AI? 390 00:28:07,805 --> 00:28:09,397 Don't worry about anything, 391 00:28:09,440 --> 00:28:11,908 (arguing continues) 392 00:28:30,395 --> 00:28:31,487 Hello, 393 00:28:31,529 --> 00:28:32,621 Not ''Hello,'' 394 00:28:32,664 --> 00:28:34,097 Goodbye, 395 00:28:34,132 --> 00:28:35,190 Goodbye? 396 00:28:35,233 --> 00:28:37,861 Yes, You must have cost us thousands of dollars, 397 00:28:37,902 --> 00:28:39,494 But it wasn't my fault, 398 00:28:39,537 --> 00:28:41,004 No, you're right, It was my fault 399 00:28:41,039 --> 00:28:43,940 because if I had hired you in the first place you wouldn't be here, 400 00:28:43,975 --> 00:28:46,773 - Oh, but, sir, - No, now out, Go, 401 00:28:46,811 --> 00:28:48,802 - But listen, - Gus, Gus, wait a minute, 402 00:28:48,846 --> 00:28:51,644 - If you fire this girl you're crazy, -What do you mean I'm crazy? 403 00:28:51,683 --> 00:28:55,016 She just handed you a chance to get the Hotel some great publicity, 404 00:28:55,053 --> 00:28:56,645 Yeah, How is that? 405 00:28:56,688 --> 00:29:01,091 Well, people always think of a gambling house as hard-boiled, looking for an edge, 406 00:29:01,125 --> 00:29:05,721 But when they read what happened here and what great sports you were about paying everybody off 407 00:29:05,763 --> 00:29:09,631 - it'll create a lot of goodwill, - Hey, that's right, 408 00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:16,038 But, if the news services also report that the poor employee that happened to goof was fired, 409 00:29:16,074 --> 00:29:19,009 all that goodwill out the window, 410 00:29:19,043 --> 00:29:20,305 Yeah, 411 00:29:22,580 --> 00:29:23,274 Yeah, 412 00:29:23,314 --> 00:29:26,249 Come on, I�LL see if I can get you something else to do, 413 00:29:26,284 --> 00:29:27,581 Oh, good, 414 00:29:27,618 --> 00:29:30,451 Yes, but away from the gambling table, 415 00:29:30,488 --> 00:29:31,352 Oh, 416 00:29:31,389 --> 00:29:33,687 Yes, First I want to take you over to the publicity director, 417 00:29:33,725 --> 00:29:36,660 Dean's right about that being a good public relations story, 418 00:29:36,694 --> 00:29:38,491 I told you I was lucky for people, 419 00:29:46,971 --> 00:29:48,802 Now, do you understand how this works? 420 00:29:48,840 --> 00:29:50,467 Oh, yes, It's sort of Like bingo, 421 00:29:50,508 --> 00:29:54,137 Yes that's right, Now, good service is very important, 422 00:29:54,178 --> 00:29:55,076 - Good service, - Yes, 423 00:29:55,113 --> 00:29:58,276 - Now, I want - so let the customers know that you're around, - I�ll let them know, 424 00:29:58,316 --> 00:30:01,513 - Yeah, in case they want to play keno, - Sure, That's why I'm here, 425 00:30:01,552 --> 00:30:06,751 Yes, Well, it's also important to give the impression that you're suggesting, you know, 426 00:30:06,791 --> 00:30:09,589 - Just a suggestion, - No, no, not a suggestion, 427 00:30:09,627 --> 00:30:11,288 - Don't push it at them, -Oh, I wouldn't push, 428 00:30:11,329 --> 00:30:12,796 - Just be available, - I�ll be available, 429 00:30:12,830 --> 00:30:14,525 - Make your presence felt, - Yes, sir, 430 00:30:14,565 --> 00:30:16,192 - But one thing, -What? 431 00:30:16,234 --> 00:30:18,099 One thing is very important, 432 00:30:18,136 --> 00:30:21,162 - Don't make a pest of yourself, - Oh, of course not, 433 00:30:21,205 --> 00:30:22,832 -ALL right, You ready? - Yes, sir, 434 00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:24,774 -ALL right, Get to work, - Yes, sir, 435 00:31:06,284 --> 00:31:08,275 I think I�ll take a shot at that keno game, 436 00:31:08,319 --> 00:31:09,650 Oh, you feel lucky, hey, Max? 437 00:31:09,687 --> 00:31:11,348 Oh, I'm feeling desperate, 438 00:31:11,389 --> 00:31:13,448 I just dropped five grand in the casino, 439 00:31:13,491 --> 00:31:15,982 Five grand? The toy business must be pretty good, 440 00:31:16,027 --> 00:31:17,619 Well, not this season, 441 00:31:17,662 --> 00:31:22,497 This year for the first time there's been a Max Segal baby doll on the market that didn't pay off, 442 00:31:22,533 --> 00:31:23,431 How come? 443 00:31:23,467 --> 00:31:25,958 Well, nothing wrong with the doll, you understand, 444 00:31:26,003 --> 00:31:28,597 They're mechanical dolls, and they're fragile, 445 00:31:28,639 --> 00:31:30,266 You think the post office cares? 446 00:31:30,308 --> 00:31:35,007 Well, last month they sent back over 200 dolls damaged in the mall, 447 00:31:35,046 --> 00:31:37,310 Well, why didn't you complain to the postal authorities? 448 00:31:37,348 --> 00:31:38,178 Well, how? 449 00:31:38,216 --> 00:31:40,776 With mall service today if I sent them a Letter they wouldn't get it, 450 00:31:46,257 --> 00:31:50,887 For years I made a lot of money sending my dolls all over the country without any trouble from the authorities, 451 00:31:50,928 --> 00:31:53,658 Now, all the sudden, they're trying to put me out of business, 452 00:31:53,698 --> 00:31:57,259 Last week six of my dolls got busted in San Francisco 453 00:31:57,301 --> 00:31:59,667 and ten more got busted in New Orleans, 454 00:31:59,704 --> 00:32:02,195 -And six got busted in Miami, - That's awful, 455 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:05,209 Can't you explain to the authorities that you're just trying to make a living? 456 00:32:05,243 --> 00:32:06,403 Explain? 457 00:32:06,444 --> 00:32:10,437 I even try to give them a Little bonus for special consideration, 458 00:32:10,481 --> 00:32:12,972 Yesterday morning I'm sitting in my office 459 00:32:13,017 --> 00:32:16,714 and a doll comes back to me with a broken arm and a busted nose, 460 00:32:16,754 --> 00:32:18,915 Now, how can I make any money out of a doll Like that? 461 00:32:18,956 --> 00:32:21,083 Can't a broken arm and busted nose be fixed? 462 00:32:21,125 --> 00:32:22,558 It ain't worth the investment, 463 00:32:22,593 --> 00:32:25,528 A doll Like that I have my men get rid of, 464 00:32:25,563 --> 00:32:30,296 But first I have my boys take that doll apart in case there's some parts my other dolls can use, 465 00:32:35,973 --> 00:32:38,100 - Hey, doll? - Yes, sir, 466 00:32:38,142 --> 00:32:41,976 - Doll, how would you Like to help make me a rich man? - Oh, yes, sir, 467 00:32:42,013 --> 00:32:45,210 Just fill out this keno card for me and put me down for the next game, 468 00:32:45,249 --> 00:32:48,412 Oh, yes, sir, What numbers would you Like, sir? 469 00:32:48,452 --> 00:32:52,946 Well, give me 9, 19, 29, all the numbers with 9s, 470 00:32:52,990 --> 00:32:54,719 ALL the numbers with nine in it, Yes, sir, 471 00:32:56,627 --> 00:32:59,687 ALL with nine in it, 472 00:32:59,730 --> 00:33:01,994 Hey, Max, nine must be your lucky number, huh? 473 00:33:02,033 --> 00:33:03,796 Nah, just a hunch, 474 00:33:03,834 --> 00:33:06,962 For nine years I've been coming to this town and getting killed, 475 00:33:12,276 --> 00:33:14,141 Oh, hi, Mr, Martin, 476 00:33:14,178 --> 00:33:15,270 Oh, hi, 477 00:33:15,313 --> 00:33:17,508 Hey, I see you've gone into another business, 478 00:33:17,548 --> 00:33:19,573 Yeah, would you Like to play keno? 479 00:33:19,617 --> 00:33:21,608 I'm having enough trouble handling this action, 480 00:33:21,652 --> 00:33:24,212 Oh, maybe you'd better quit, 481 00:33:24,255 --> 00:33:27,418 I'm just killing time before I do the show for the employees, 482 00:33:27,458 --> 00:33:29,483 Oh, you know, we go off-duty in 15 minutes, 483 00:33:29,527 --> 00:33:32,462 I hope we'll have time to get out of our working clothes, 484 00:33:32,496 --> 00:33:36,091 - Oh, there's plenty of time, The show don't go on till 3:30, - Oh, good, 485 00:33:36,133 --> 00:33:40,467 You know, I am not going to wear the gown you saw me in last night, 486 00:33:40,504 --> 00:33:41,869 - Oh, you're not, huh? - No, no, 487 00:33:41,906 --> 00:33:46,275 I brought two outfits with me, and I've decided to wear the other one, 488 00:33:46,310 --> 00:33:49,074 - Good, I�ll wear my other tuxedo, - Oh, oh, 489 00:33:49,113 --> 00:33:51,638 Ooh, and I'm gonna wear my hair different, too, 490 00:33:51,682 --> 00:33:52,671 - Oh, you are? - Yeah, 491 00:33:52,717 --> 00:33:57,279 - Well, be sure to wave at me so I�LL know you, - I will, I will, 492 00:33:57,321 --> 00:34:01,087 Look, when you go in you tell the captain that you're Lucy 493 00:34:01,125 --> 00:34:04,788 because I've already arranged for you to be seated up front, 494 00:34:04,829 --> 00:34:07,457 Oh, thank you, Mr, Martin, 495 00:34:07,498 --> 00:34:09,363 Say, how'd your shows go tonight? 496 00:34:09,400 --> 00:34:11,960 Well, I did a lot better in there than I'm doing around here, 497 00:34:12,003 --> 00:34:16,099 Oh, Well, get up and walk around your chair, 498 00:34:16,140 --> 00:34:17,004 What? 499 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:19,737 Really, get up and walk around your chair, 500 00:34:19,777 --> 00:34:23,372 Honey, if I get up I�ll walk off a cliff, 501 00:34:23,414 --> 00:34:25,939 Walking around your chair brings you luck, 502 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:30,682 I do that whenever I play poker, and it always works, Come on, Try it, 503 00:34:30,721 --> 00:34:32,120 Okay, 504 00:34:33,124 --> 00:34:33,988 There you are, 505 00:34:34,025 --> 00:34:36,050 Three times, 506 00:34:36,093 --> 00:34:38,118 Three? 507 00:34:41,532 --> 00:34:42,897 Keep going, 508 00:34:47,872 --> 00:34:49,669 Now, go boy, go, go, go, 509 00:34:50,808 --> 00:34:52,139 Two hundred, 510 00:34:55,446 --> 00:34:56,504 You won! 511 00:34:56,547 --> 00:34:58,276 - You won! You see? - Yeah, 512 00:34:58,315 --> 00:34:59,339 Let it ride, 513 00:34:59,383 --> 00:35:01,613 -ALL right, Let her ride, - Let her ride, 514 00:35:04,455 --> 00:35:06,150 Okay, Go ahead, Let it ride, 515 00:35:09,026 --> 00:35:10,459 - I�ll stay, - Stay, He stays, 516 00:35:10,494 --> 00:35:11,085 I�ll stay, 517 00:35:11,996 --> 00:35:14,430 - I�ll stay, -You won again! You won again! 518 00:35:14,465 --> 00:35:16,330 - Hey! - You see? 519 00:35:16,367 --> 00:35:20,098 - Mr, Martin, would you care for a drink? - He doesn't drink when he's gambling, 520 00:35:20,137 --> 00:35:22,605 - I don't drink when I'm gambling? - No, 521 00:35:25,576 --> 00:35:26,702 Miss? 522 00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:29,770 Excuse me, Mr, Martin, 523 00:35:30,881 --> 00:35:33,111 - Yes, sir? -You're a keno runner, aren't you? 524 00:35:33,150 --> 00:35:35,311 Oh, yes, sir, See? 525 00:35:35,352 --> 00:35:36,819 Then why don't you get running, 526 00:35:36,854 --> 00:35:40,654 Oh, yes, sir, 527 00:35:43,160 --> 00:35:46,129 Well, hold it, Hold it, Hold it, 528 00:36:03,414 --> 00:36:04,642 Okay, 529 00:36:05,683 --> 00:36:06,775 Yes, 530 00:36:11,088 --> 00:36:12,316 Blackjack, 531 00:36:15,092 --> 00:36:15,990 Game is closed, 532 00:36:16,026 --> 00:36:17,721 Oh, that's all right, I work here, 533 00:36:17,761 --> 00:36:21,458 But that's not the point, When the game is closed, it's closed, 534 00:36:21,499 --> 00:36:22,830 Oh, 535 00:36:23,467 --> 00:36:24,263 Oh, Peggy, 536 00:36:24,301 --> 00:36:26,895 Peggy, I tried to turn my ticket in, He said the game is closed, 537 00:36:26,937 --> 00:36:29,235 Just take the card and the money back to the customer 538 00:36:29,273 --> 00:36:30,706 and tell him you got here too late, 539 00:36:30,741 --> 00:36:34,336 - Oh, I - -And you'd better do it quick so the customer knows where he stands, 540 00:36:34,378 --> 00:36:36,005 Oh, my gosh, 541 00:36:37,748 --> 00:36:41,149 (announcer) Your first number is 9, 542 00:36:41,185 --> 00:36:42,209 32, 543 00:36:44,955 --> 00:36:46,422 79, 544 00:36:48,159 --> 00:36:49,353 16, 545 00:36:51,562 --> 00:36:53,223 number 3, 546 00:36:53,264 --> 00:36:54,458 39, 547 00:36:56,367 --> 00:36:57,925 34, 548 00:36:57,968 --> 00:36:59,526 29. 549 00:36:59,570 --> 00:37:02,004 - Hey, I got six numbers so far, - Hey, nice going, Max, 550 00:37:02,039 --> 00:37:05,566 - 59. - Seven numbers, - Beautiful, Beautiful, 551 00:37:05,609 --> 00:37:09,909 - If I get one more number with a nine in it I win $5,000,00, - Five thousand, wow, 552 00:37:11,482 --> 00:37:13,245 Number 68. 553 00:37:13,284 --> 00:37:16,117 -Ah, - That was close, Max, 554 00:37:16,153 --> 00:37:17,347 - Number 12. - Well, we've still got one more Number to go, 555 00:37:17,388 --> 00:37:20,255 Come on now, another nine, Another nine! 556 00:37:20,291 --> 00:37:24,318 Last number is 49. 557 00:37:24,361 --> 00:37:29,822 - Hey, I won $5000,00! -Congratulations, 558 00:37:29,867 --> 00:37:32,097 Hey, doll, 559 00:37:32,136 --> 00:37:35,003 go collect for my ticket and keep $100,00 for yourself, 560 00:37:35,039 --> 00:37:39,942 Yeah, Well, sir, I can't collect for your ticket, 561 00:37:39,977 --> 00:37:41,842 Why not? 562 00:37:41,879 --> 00:37:43,608 I didn't get it in in time, 563 00:37:43,647 --> 00:37:45,911 What do you mean you didn't get it in on time!? 564 00:37:45,950 --> 00:37:49,716 I just won $5,000,00 and I want to get paid, 565 00:37:49,753 --> 00:37:52,415 Where's the boss? I want the boss! 566 00:37:52,456 --> 00:37:53,718 There's so many of them, 567 00:37:53,757 --> 00:37:56,248 You had all the time in the world to get that bet in, 568 00:37:56,293 --> 00:37:57,783 Now what's the trouble, please? 569 00:37:57,828 --> 00:38:01,764 I just won $5,000,00 and this dame is trying to beat me out of it, 570 00:38:01,799 --> 00:38:06,634 Oh, Well, miss,,, 571 00:38:06,670 --> 00:38:08,399 What happened? 572 00:38:08,439 --> 00:38:12,705 Well, sir, you see, when I got to the window the keno clerk said the 573 00:38:12,743 --> 00:38:15,007 game was already closed, 574 00:38:15,045 --> 00:38:17,206 She had plenty of time to get my ticket in, 575 00:38:17,248 --> 00:38:20,706 And why didn't you get to the window on time? 576 00:38:20,751 --> 00:38:24,619 Well, I just stopped for a minute to talk to Mr, Martin, 577 00:38:24,655 --> 00:38:26,885 Oh, I've had it with you, 578 00:38:26,924 --> 00:38:28,357 Turn in your uniform, 579 00:38:28,392 --> 00:38:31,987 Now get out and stay out! 580 00:38:32,029 --> 00:38:33,826 Never heard anything of it Like it in my life, 581 00:38:33,864 --> 00:38:34,922 Ridiculous, 582 00:38:34,965 --> 00:38:36,694 But what about my money? 583 00:38:36,734 --> 00:38:40,864 Believe me, sir, we'd much rather lose the money than lose a customer, 584 00:38:40,904 --> 00:38:42,428 but we have to abide by the rules, 585 00:38:42,473 --> 00:38:43,906 I want to get paid, 586 00:38:43,941 --> 00:38:49,846 It says right here on the keno card that ''We are not responsible for cards 587 00:38:49,880 --> 00:38:53,145 that are turned in too late for the current game,'' 588 00:38:53,183 --> 00:38:56,584 The employees are your responsibility, I'm going to call my lawyer, 589 00:38:56,620 --> 00:38:57,678 I'm going to sue! 590 00:38:57,721 --> 00:39:00,087 She had plenty of time to place the bet, 591 00:39:00,124 --> 00:39:02,092 Dino, hey, 592 00:39:02,126 --> 00:39:03,093 Dino, how are you? 593 00:39:03,127 --> 00:39:04,185 What's all the excitement? 594 00:39:04,228 --> 00:39:06,890 - I�ll tell you what all the excitement is, -What? 595 00:39:06,930 --> 00:39:09,524 You know that dame that you told me not to fire 596 00:39:09,566 --> 00:39:13,263 and how she was responsible for bringing this Hotel a lot of good luck? 597 00:39:13,304 --> 00:39:16,467 - Yeah, - Well, I put her on as a keno runner, 598 00:39:16,507 --> 00:39:22,377 and she cost this customer here $5,000,00 and it's your fault, 599 00:39:22,413 --> 00:39:23,937 Me? How'd I get into the act? 600 00:39:23,981 --> 00:39:28,077 Well, she stopped to talk to you and didn't get his keno ticket in on time, 601 00:39:28,118 --> 00:39:30,848 I won $5,000,00 and I expect to get paid, 602 00:39:30,888 --> 00:39:32,412 Take it easy now, Where is she? 603 00:39:32,456 --> 00:39:35,550 Well, I sent her in to turn her uniform in and I told herto get out, 604 00:39:35,592 --> 00:39:39,926 - Hey, Chuck, Packy, would you guys go find her and bring her back? - Sure, Dino, Sure, 605 00:39:39,963 --> 00:39:44,423 Oh, no, please, please, Dean, Don't bring her back here, 606 00:39:44,468 --> 00:39:45,492 Don't bring her back here, 607 00:39:45,536 --> 00:39:49,336 This Hotel costs $130 million, It took two years to build, 608 00:39:49,373 --> 00:39:51,398 She'll tear it down in one day, 609 00:39:51,442 --> 00:39:57,938 Gus, that poor chick just took a job here so she could get in to see the show I'm putting on tonight for the employees, 610 00:39:57,981 --> 00:40:01,883 But Dean, you're asking me to take back a chick who's - 611 00:40:01,919 --> 00:40:04,683 she cost the customer $5,000,00, 612 00:40:04,722 --> 00:40:06,849 She's a hoodoo, She's a jinx, 613 00:40:06,890 --> 00:40:10,485 Not to me, I killed them at blackjack, 614 00:40:10,527 --> 00:40:15,055 - Hey, look, why don't you just -you pay him off and put it on my tab, - Oh, but Dean, 615 00:40:15,099 --> 00:40:16,828 You're wonderful, 616 00:40:16,867 --> 00:40:20,359 -You know a lot of people say that, -You're wonderful, 617 00:40:20,404 --> 00:40:22,167 Will you mind saying that again louder? 618 00:40:22,206 --> 00:40:25,232 You're wonderful, 619 00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:26,742 Did you hear what he said? 620 00:40:30,848 --> 00:40:31,712 Hi, Lucy, 621 00:40:31,749 --> 00:40:33,341 - Hi, Peggy, -Going off duty? 622 00:40:33,384 --> 00:40:34,373 Forever, 623 00:40:34,418 --> 00:40:35,612 Oh, what happened? 624 00:40:35,652 --> 00:40:40,453 That customer had me fired because I didn't get his keno card turned in on time, 625 00:40:40,491 --> 00:40:41,515 Oh, that's too bad, 626 00:40:41,558 --> 00:40:44,254 Most customers are pretty decent about that sort of thing, 627 00:40:44,294 --> 00:40:45,727 Oh, Well, not this guy, 628 00:40:45,763 --> 00:40:47,754 You know, I was lucky to get out of there alive, 629 00:40:47,798 --> 00:40:50,392 He's a real gangster and a killer, 630 00:40:50,434 --> 00:40:51,458 Really, Lucy? 631 00:40:51,502 --> 00:40:54,266 I overheard him talking, It was just awful, 632 00:40:54,304 --> 00:40:58,468 And you should have seen the two ferocious-looking monsters that were sitting with him, 633 00:40:58,509 --> 00:41:00,943 Oh, I'm sorry things didn't work out, Lucy, 634 00:41:00,978 --> 00:41:02,309 So am I, Thanks, Peggy, 635 00:41:02,346 --> 00:41:03,574 - Bye, - Goodnight, 636 00:41:08,519 --> 00:41:09,816 Hey, doll! 637 00:41:13,757 --> 00:41:14,917 Hey! 638 00:42:25,696 --> 00:42:28,028 Look out, Let me go, What are you doing? 639 00:42:28,065 --> 00:42:29,225 It's the wrong girl, 640 00:42:49,620 --> 00:42:51,053 (screams) 641 00:45:29,746 --> 00:45:36,117 singing Everybody loves somebody sometime. 642 00:45:36,153 --> 00:45:42,524 And although my dreams were overdue, 643 00:45:42,559 --> 00:45:48,520 your love made it well worth waiting, 644 00:45:48,565 --> 00:45:55,437 for someone who's like you. 645 00:45:55,472 --> 00:46:00,967 lf l had it in my power 646 00:46:01,011 --> 00:46:08,884 I'd arrange for every girl to have your charms. 647 00:46:08,919 --> 00:46:13,583 And every minute, every hour, 648 00:46:13,623 --> 00:46:20,085 every boy would find what I've found in my arms. 649 00:46:20,130 --> 00:46:26,694 Oh, everybody loves somebody sometimes. 650 00:46:26,737 --> 00:46:32,937 And although my dreams were overdue, 651 00:46:32,976 --> 00:46:42,374 your love made it well worth waiting 652 00:46:42,419 --> 00:46:44,944 for someone 653 00:46:48,759 --> 00:46:54,061 like you. 654 00:47:09,379 --> 00:47:14,043 singing I'm coming home. I've done my time. 655 00:47:14,084 --> 00:47:19,716 Well, I've got to know what is or isn't mine. 656 00:47:19,756 --> 00:47:25,717 lf you receive my letter telling you I'll soon be free, 657 00:47:25,762 --> 00:47:31,200 then you know just what to do if you still want me. 658 00:47:31,234 --> 00:47:36,433 lf you still want me. 659 00:47:36,473 --> 00:47:41,911 Oh tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree. 660 00:47:41,945 --> 00:47:47,906 It's been three long years. Do you still want me? 661 00:47:47,951 --> 00:47:52,911 lf l don't see a ribbon 'round the ole oak tree, 662 00:47:52,956 --> 00:47:56,392 well I'll stay on the bus and you'll forget about us. 663 00:47:56,426 --> 00:47:58,758 Put the blame on me 664 00:47:58,795 --> 00:48:05,530 if I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree. 665 00:48:09,973 --> 00:48:14,842 Bus driver please look for me 666 00:48:14,878 --> 00:48:20,407 'cause I couldn't bear to see what I might see. 667 00:48:20,450 --> 00:48:26,116 I'm really still in prison, and my love, she holds the key. 668 00:48:26,156 --> 00:48:31,458 A simple yellow ribbon's all I need to set me free. 669 00:48:31,494 --> 00:48:36,625 Well, I wrote and told her please, 670 00:48:36,666 --> 00:48:42,263 oh, tie a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree. 671 00:48:42,305 --> 00:48:47,800 It's been three long years. Do you still want me? 672 00:48:47,844 --> 00:48:53,077 If I don't see a ribbon 'round the ole oak tree, 673 00:48:53,116 --> 00:48:56,552 well, I'll stay on the bus and forget about us. 674 00:48:56,586 --> 00:48:58,918 Put the blame on me 675 00:48:58,955 --> 00:49:09,024 if I don't see a yellow ribbon 'round the ole oak tree. 676 00:49:13,637 --> 00:49:18,165 Now the whole damn bus is cheerin', 677 00:49:18,208 --> 00:49:23,646 and I can't believe l see 678 00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:36,252 a hundred yellow ribbons 'round the ole oak tree. 679 00:49:36,293 --> 00:49:38,124 Yeah, 680 00:49:44,334 --> 00:49:45,824 Thank you, 681 00:49:52,342 --> 00:49:59,043 Hey, gang, I've had such a good time with you tonight that I decided we ought to keep the action going, 682 00:49:59,082 --> 00:50:02,449 So I've arranged a Little private cocktail party, 683 00:50:02,485 --> 00:50:06,615 And since some of the boys here offered to play some nice music, 684 00:50:06,656 --> 00:50:10,592 I think it'd be a good idea for all you guys to grab yourselves a chick 685 00:50:10,627 --> 00:50:13,619 because I got mine, 686 00:50:13,663 --> 00:50:15,255 Come here, 687 00:50:20,136 --> 00:50:21,728 Up you go, 688 00:50:22,605 --> 00:50:23,663 There, 689 00:50:23,707 --> 00:50:24,571 Now, come on, 690 00:50:24,607 --> 00:50:25,904 We're gonna dance now, 691 00:50:25,942 --> 00:50:27,341 Oh, 692 00:50:27,377 --> 00:50:29,470 How about a Little dance music? 693 00:50:31,348 --> 00:50:35,944 Music 694 00:50:42,258 --> 00:50:47,457 Oh, now I know how Cinderella felt when 12:00 rolled around, 695 00:50:47,497 --> 00:50:52,730 Oh, Cinderella should have come to Las Vegas because there's no curfew here, 696 00:50:52,769 --> 00:50:54,737 Yeah, Well, there is for me, 697 00:50:54,771 --> 00:50:57,899 You see, I have to get back to my job in Los Angeles, 698 00:50:57,941 --> 00:50:59,465 And as much as I'd Like to stay 699 00:50:59,509 --> 00:51:02,706 I've only got one hour to pick up my baggage 700 00:51:02,746 --> 00:51:05,579 and get to the bus station before my bus leaves, 701 00:51:05,615 --> 00:51:11,076 Ah, now you just forget about the bus, This time you leave the driving to me 702 00:51:11,121 --> 00:51:14,090 'cause I have an early appointment in L.A. tomorrow, 703 00:51:14,124 --> 00:51:18,493 and so I'm taking my jet home right after the party, 704 00:51:18,528 --> 00:51:24,330 You mean I�ll be going back on your private jet? 705 00:51:24,367 --> 00:51:27,461 Our private jet, 706 00:51:27,504 --> 00:51:29,495 Oh, 707 00:51:29,539 --> 00:51:34,738 Oh, I don't - oh, I don't - oh, 708 00:51:48,324 --> 00:51:50,758 Lucy, it was getting so late I was worried about you, 709 00:51:50,794 --> 00:51:52,625 I was afraid you'd miss your bus, 710 00:51:52,662 --> 00:51:54,857 Well, now, there was no need to worry, 711 00:51:54,898 --> 00:51:59,130 And no matter what anybody says about him he's a perfect gentleman, 712 00:51:59,169 --> 00:52:02,263 Who's a perfect gentleman? 713 00:52:02,305 --> 00:52:04,899 Gladys, if I told you, you wouldn't believe me, 714 00:52:04,941 --> 00:52:07,273 Who? Who,,,? 715 00:52:07,310 --> 00:52:08,777 I�ll take these, 716 00:52:10,080 --> 00:52:11,513 Thank you, 717 00:52:13,016 --> 00:52:16,179 Oh, Gladys, we had a wonderful time, 718 00:52:16,219 --> 00:52:20,315 And he's taking me home in his very own private jet, 719 00:52:20,356 --> 00:52:24,224 Lucy, how did all this happen? 720 00:52:24,260 --> 00:52:30,062 (singing) Everybody loves somebody sometime. 721 00:52:30,100 --> 00:52:33,627 Music 722 00:52:48,585 --> 00:52:52,988 The Lucille Ball Special is brought to you by Timex, 723 00:52:53,022 --> 00:52:55,786 Timex watches are made to wear with confidence 724 00:52:55,825 --> 00:52:58,521 and styled to wear with pride, 725 00:52:58,561 --> 00:53:03,021 Music